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W a r n i n g The following files contain graphic and sometimes disturbing sounds and language. They are not intended for children or persons who do not understand the emergency services psyche. Open at your own risk. 9-1-1 Sound Bytes and Cop Humor Some files have been edited for length and dead air space. Click on the Underlined Links _____________________________________________________________________________________________________ Updated April 9th 2009 Did You Just Dial 911? ...Link... Call Towanda ... Done Did ...Link... Leon 941 is gonna check for sumpthin.... ...Link... KO DO KOT DOT ? ...Link... Doublespeak about traffic radio channel ? ...Link... Crack Mouth in Rose Hill? ...Link... Guy dressed like a woman and more [Rose Hill] ...Link... Throwing What? ...Link... 450's Intoxicated Juvie ...Link... 511 WHAT??? ...Link... "All By Myself" Latham Fire ...Link...
_____________________________________________________________________________________________________ Update: February 9th 2009 Ryan staying very calm not appreciating his language ...Link... Ok Hawaiian Names now is it ??? ...Link... Checking Open Mic on OPS2....but at least they get to pee ...Link...
_____________________________________________________________________________________________________ Update: January 21st 2009 Baker Meets Dorothy [from Rose Hill] 911 - Where does my Phone work? Larry Checking on me 155% speed .............................................. Update: January 8th, 2009 Radio Rollcall Dec 2nd 08 Fun LINK Radio Rollcall Dec 20th 08 Names LINK Radio Rollcall for Christmas day 2008 LINK 911 Call we got from Harris County Georgia (?) LINK Vehicle described as a "Big A** Pickup" how you tell them... LINK Common Spelling of names again .... LINK Copy Machine Scam thwarted by Ryan ... LINK EMS Radio Rollcall for Tuesday July 23rd 1991 :) LINK ...... ...... then Larry calling me back checking if I was Ok LINK ................................................................ Update: November 27th 2008 El Dorado PD Officers arrest a very intoxicated driver .....LINK.... Calling Dispatch, said "headquarters" like they did 10 years ago..... then "stand by" ?? ....LINK.... She told me she was sick, and I believed her (not for the squeamish) ....LINK.... Those Darned Vietnamese names and trying to say them ....LINK.... Ok, So I was going to the restroom during training on Sheriff one day and my trainee decided to hop on a telephone line at our console to listen in on a phone call, not knowing that in doing so would open up my microphone..... in the Bathroom.... doing my biddness..... I heard this going on, so I finished, flushed, giggled, and went on about my biddness ................................................................
9-1-1 What is the address of you're emergency... stop, stop I'm being graded Medic 50 on scene with lightning strike victim, decide to take cover in basement as poss tornado coming June 12th 2008 Medic 50 take Cover .... Verbal disturbance at KFC, can't find the RP/Manager... Guy Cooking the Baked Beans Medic 11 had a change of voice (?) So did I......Medic 11 Open mic at the console, I don't know what she was saying... ................................................................ My Favorite Curnutt ... he liked the echo in the Lobby What are you doing, Dave? ...................................................................................... More down here... Laurie giving back 27 and 28 info to Baker 059 Darn those Vietnamese names... Medic 30 headed to call; make sure you turn correctly Left Left Left !! Something in the background explode??? BBBeeeeeeooooooo Common Spelling?? [You try to say it] Common....Spelling??
A little DeeDah wav to cheer you up Beckie just forgot the phonetic for "M" It happens B r a u t....man... Say Suzuki... ok. Su Susie.??.. Susie Suzuki OK. So I was a little ornery with the German Phonetics... Hawkenberry Oops Valid kansas what?? Kansas Cli# Class A Adam.. Some names on 28's and 27's are impossible, but I go at it....vee thui thai phan ??
Medic 10 is awaiting a Priest [that's a new one] Medic 10 dispatch... Morgan had an open mic, it's not like she talks a lot.... Morgan Hey, Mark, I need a 28 29 28 2 28 28 29 2 28... I need a 28 .... Who got Goosed the BG? EEYAAHH!!!! Such Language in a kid's text messaging I Text you long time
He stuck a Tampon where?!? tampon up my ass I need to talk to Officer Scatt??? Officer Scatt Who?? Mark hadn't done sh**.... hadnt done sh** Calling the wife for food delivery and it goes like this..... You Take my Order Right now!! Oops..... Open Mic on Sheriff ....Kunichiwa Hight! Hight!
Medic Unit going to Golden Showers? Where is that? Ryan answered the phone without saying "Butler County" wrong answer Chris thought it was one of the Good Morning Ladies. ryan tornado Classic Teresa and Jeff 059 vs teresa 206 found out they were just doing what Boys do.... playing with their balls We had this guy George, he was arrested 2 hours before, got out and ??.... george_curnutt
Radio Traffic from Medic 10 Medic 10, 10 Foe Brad was trying to get a horse in, and it wanted to talk brad horse Funny how to ask for the Supervisor curnutt sob From Monty Python Holy Grail (Holy Grail) Migrate Daniel again, we've all said it ..... red roach
It's Sunday, and 28's and 29's are not available, ok? 28 29 I remind Teresa that the Mic is now open and she can talk teresa talk to m11 I sort of knew about this fire already vehicle fire kta mm 57 Suffering from WHAT!! NumbNuts Funny Chuck and his boobies chuck_boobies The Infirmerator? What is that? Infirmerator
From the "Goonies" bootytraps? Mary was at a party called for me and I was gone drunk_mary Talented??? No, Maybee... curnutt_singing_rap and Reminds you of Vanilla Ice? curnutt_singing rap 2 Doh! Medic 30 and the mileage duh! I was trying to get the floor done, OK? sweepin 3 From Galaxy Quest Oh thats not right Daniel on Radio 23 3 fur 5 daniel
What is the number to Walmart?
What happens when you lose your Gerbil in a hole? lighting the match .... Felching gone wrong (funny news report)
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