Etiquette for Open Mics, Open Stage and Jam Sessions
A collection of rules, suggestions and satire for how to conduct yourself at The Magic open jams and others...
Blues Jam Etiquette
By Mojo Red
There are numerous blues jams and open stages
where new and aspiring musicians can mingle and share the stage with more
experienced players, learn the dynamics of playing in a group setting, and
honing musical skills in a safe and supportive environment. I have attended
hundreds of jams over the years, and have also been a host band at a jam, so
I’ve seen it from both sides.
It’s a good idea for novice players—before jumping blindly into a
potentially scary situation—to learn something of the blues jam etiquette so
you can get the most out of your experience and, hopefully, fit right in.
Here are some guidelines to think about.
In General - A blues jam is
different than an open stage
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How NOT to do it .....
Famous Frank's Open Mic Tips
To upcoming
stars who wish to display their "talents", you will have instant success if
you:
1) Show up with no equipment. The host band will be glad to loan you
anything you need, including harmonicas, vintage guitars, and especially
tambourines. Feel free to re-tune and/or rearrange equipment that doesn't
belong to you. The host band may seem a bit upset at first, but when they
see how they benefit from your superior knowledge, all will be forgiven and
you will then be asked to join the band in a good-paying band leader
capacity.
2) Let the club owner know you intend to drink for free, as you are
entertaining his audience. (Some club owners carry the foolish idea that
open mic jammers are full paying customers.)
3) If it is a Blues Jam, as it often is, make sure you insist on running the
show and have no knowledge of the music. Your friends will cheer loudly as
you take a group of loosely-knit blues hackers and turn them into a razor
sharp, high volume, death metal ensemble. Remember, the louder the better!
They can't enjoy you if they can't hear you.
4) Be sure to let the band leader know you have no intention of waiting for
your turn in line to play. You also expect to display your talents with no
less than the house band.
5) Tell everyone how much better they do the Jam at other clubs. Your candid
remarks are always welcome.
6) If you see a microphone on stage not being used, seize the moment, jump
onstage, and sing along with the current band. Vulgar language and tasteless
jokes are always welcome. Don't forget to press the microphone right to your
lips so everyone can benefit from your superhuman DNA.
7) When the evening ends, help yourself to a souvenir, a momento, or
keepsake if you will, from this night of nights. Help yourself to a cord or
strap or microphone. This is a small price to pay, after all you were the
highlight of the evening.
8) When you are between performances, don't waste your time studying Pro
Musicians at work. They are jaded and bitter from years of Pro experiences
and you don't want their bad habits spoiling your show.
9) At the end of the evening be sure to let the band leader and club owner
know that you were not treated with the dignity to which you've grown
accustomed and you do not intend to return. This will gain their respect and
guarantee you better treatment next time.
10) Never take the stage without a Budweiser in one hand and a cigarette in
the other. Your fans will squeal with delight as you spill beer on critical
electronic components, causing a great light and spark show. Remember,
drunken front-men make the best front-men. If the bar doesn't serve hard
liquor, bring your own. A well equipped singer has a well filled flask. Have
the crowd join you in sing-alongs, dancing, and last but not least, a group
puke. Crowd participation is the key; show them the way.
The Magic jams Disclaimer on the Sigh-Up Sheets
Jammers, please note: 1)
2) depending on the number of musicians, we may have to limit the songs you play so all will get to play, hopefully you get 3 songs...
3) Sign The Sign Up Sheet when you arrive ... Be ready to play; if your name is called and you don't come to the stage, you are skipped...
4) If you are so intoxicated that it impairs your musical abilities, you are not playing. The magic pairs up single players into a bigger groups so as to give the jam continuity......
Thank You. "The Magic"
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